At some point yesterday I put my hands in my pockets and had a thunderclap revelation. In one pocket was my iPhone, equipped with the internet, Blogpress, and access to the latest news and my blog. In the other pocket was the Ruger LC9.
It dawned on me that I had the First and Second Amendments right there in my pants...
That is all.
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Is that a Bill of Rights in your pocket, or, are you just FREE to see me?
Jus' sayin'
ps - I'm linking this to my blog! Thank you - gfa
Said that way, our Bill of Rights sounds kinda dirty :-)
Ewwwww! Take those out of your pants and wash them! The rest of us have to use those Rights too, you know!
:D
Whatever happened to the Kilt?
If it was the kilt he'd be more worried about the 4th amendment.
Were there any troops quartered in your pants? Not counting your own little soldier, of course.
If no, then by their absence, you have the Third Amendment in your pants.
Don't forget your HOG!!!! : ]
By wearing pants, Jay is not subjecting any innocent people to an inadvertent Marilyn, were he to walk over a sidewalk grate blowing up air.
That's protecting us all from cruel and unusual punishment. Eighth Amendment covered.
in your pants...
(see craig ferguson)
Oh ... that IS a pistol in your pocket? Well, we're still happy to see YOU!
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