Father Chases Man Who Allegedly Groped His Daughter in Massachusetts Mall
My favorite part of the story is this:SALEM, Mass. – A man whose teenage daughter was allegedly groped during a trip to a Massachusetts mall chased the suspect down and, with the help of passers-by, held him until police arrived, MyFoxBoston.com reports.
Heh. You go dad! The saddest part is the poor guy will most likely face charges from Martha "We discourage self-help" Coakley)... Now, I don't know if I would have chased the guy, for one simple reason: I don't think the bouncers would be able to stop me from turning the guy into a brownish red smear.Bouncers at a nearby bar reportedly had to restrain the girl's father from attacking Hashem.
There was an incident, many years ago, involving a soccer player who smashed my friend's head through a window at a college frat party. He didn't like that my friend was sitting on a table (never mind that there were no chairs around), so he went over, grabbed him by the hair (he had long hair that hung down over his face) and pushed him back, hard, so that the back of his head went through the window behind him. I didn't see the incident (I was too busy trying to charm a member of the opposite sex, or perhaps a lally column), but some mutual friends came over to me and told me what happened.
"Who was it?" I bellowed (and bear in mind, at the time, I was about 220 pounds and lifted weights daily).
They pointed out the offender, who was about halfway across the room from me. To this day I have no idea how or why I arrived at this conclusion, but I broke into a full run at the dude. As I reached him, I grabbed him in a bear hug, picked him up and carried him the full length of the room at full speed, then crushed him against the back wall for good measure. As I dropped him to the floor, he started puking - and the entire soccer team turned to see what was happening... As my friends literally dragged me out of the building, I'm screaming "I'll take all of you on!" and generally trying my damnedest to find something to throw at them.
And this was over a friend, someone in the dorms I was buddies with - imagine if it had been my daughter getting groped by some scumbag in a mall...
That is all.
4 comments:
Maybe the guy was an off-duty TSA employee, and it was just habit that made him do it.
But think of the court costs you'd have saved the state by beating him into paste!
If someone gropes one of my daughters that person is going to the hospital first then the local constabulary holding facility. I might be joining him there as well but if I do I'll just ask to put in the same holding room as him. :)
You would have won, too. We are talking about soccer players here.
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