Thursday, November 17, 2011

I'll Bet "Quietenator" Won't Win...

I am alerted to a pretty neat contest:

MasterPiece Arms is giving away a suppressor. All you have to do is name it.
CARROLLTON, GA– ( November 2011) - MasterPiece Arms, manufacturers of the MAC 10 inspired MPA Defender Series and the MPA Protector Series subcompact pistols are giving fans and customers the opportunity to name the first series of our new MPA 22 suppressors. The best name that follows in the MPA tradition of “Protector” and “Defender” product series names will win one of the first MPA 22 suppressors produced and designed entirely by MPA.
There's even a video:



Now, I'm ineligible for the contest, as suppressors are verboten in the Volksrepublik, but it'd be a hoot if someone won it through MArooned!

That is all.

4 comments:

Mikael said...

Typo in the on-screen text that appears around 1:45. I'm pretty sure they mean extremely quiet, rather than extremely quite, which doesn't make grammatical sense.

Ross said...

The STFUinator.

Dave H said...

"It's Easier To Carry Than a Pillow. Er."

Will Brown said...

Thanks for the tip Jay; I went with The Respector (it seemed to fit the established naming trend).