Man shot by Mesa homeowner in likely burglary dies
A man who was shot inside a Mesa residence by a homeowner in what police believe was a burglary attempt on Thursday, has died.This is more than half of the entire story. This may be a new low in the reporting of a DGC. The only other information given was that the man shot was inside the home of the person what shot him, and that the homeowner was not injured. That's literally the entire story. Since we have the requisite pieces of information for the DGC: Firearm used, goblin inside someone else's house, goblin has expired... Yeah, that's about it.
Police identified the man as Nathan Floyd, 32. Floyd died Friday, a day after he was shot inside a home in the 2500 block of East Nance near Lindsay and McKellips roads.
Don't want to get shot? Don't break into other people's houses.
Dead Goblin Count: 266
That is all.
1 comment:
I'd wager the reason for the lack of info is that, here in the Sovereign State of Arizona, we just don't give too much of a damn about a goblin getting himself ventilated.
We've got our priorities, ya know. ;)
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