Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Administratium, the Densest Substance Known to Man...

Reader Gerry sends in this head-scratcher...

School Warns Parents Dead Daughter Can't Go to Prom
The parents of a British teen, who died suddenly two months ago, received a disturbing letter from the girl's high school saying she needs to improve her attendance or can't go to the prom, the Manchester Evening News reported.

The letter said Megan Gillan's attendance was 60.4 percent and the school requires its students to keep a 92 percent attendance record.
Yeah. Way to keep the school records updated, morons. Any bets on whether or not grief counselors were called in, and/or a three day conference on feelings was booked when the girl passed? This is what happens when administration, bean counters, and zero tolerance take over. If X then Y - if [student] has missed [number] days, then [student] cannot/must [action]. There's no accounting for extenuating circumstances - like, oh, the student's passing.

A database is only as good as the people entering the information, and in this case, the people entering the information were bureaucrats...

That is all.

6 comments:

bluesun said...

Wait... bureaucrats are people? I've been wrong this whole time!

Guffaw in AZ said...

It's all about money/day/student attending. Surprised they didn't fudge their attendance records to get more funds!

greg said...

That's horrible...not just stupid, but what a horrible letter to get in the mail. I mean...I can only imagine that at the 2 month point, you are starting to move on with life, and then to tear that wound open again...

Very, Very lame.

Brad_in_IL said...

Kinda reminds me of when Bernie Lewinsky got letters asking for DNC donations AFTER Slick Willie schtupped his daughter.

- Brad

Rev. Paul said...

The level of stupid at that place is nigh unbelievable, except it's a school so we expect it.

How terribly sad that whole situation is. And I bet the parents will be waiting a very, very long time for an apology.

Stretch said...

We can all take turns holding the bastard down while the rest of us dance on his head.