Sunday, April 22, 2007

Happy Earth Day!

Just wanted to wish everyone a happy Earth Day.

If anyone needs me, I'll be out driving my 345HP Hemi V8-powered Dodge Ram. In four-wheel-drive. With the air conditioner on. And the e-brake.

Don't worry, though, I'll be sure to purchase some carbon offsets to make up for it...

4 comments:

roninaz said...

Modern day indulgences indeed.

Bruce said...

Be sure to pour a quart of chainsaw oil into your gas tank for that attractive blue exhaust look.

Jay G said...

I just hooked up an old windshield washer fluid pump, filled the reservoir with bleach, and sprayed it all over the rear tires every time I came to a stop.

I'll still need fewer offsets than Al Gore's mansion...

Jay G said...

Oh, and the "Al Gore can kiss my carbon offsets" bumper sticker looks great in the rear window...