Just wanted to wish everyone a happy Earth Day.
If anyone needs me, I'll be out driving my 345HP Hemi V8-powered Dodge Ram. In four-wheel-drive. With the air conditioner on. And the e-brake.
Don't worry, though, I'll be sure to purchase some carbon offsets to make up for it...
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Modern day indulgences indeed.
Be sure to pour a quart of chainsaw oil into your gas tank for that attractive blue exhaust look.
I just hooked up an old windshield washer fluid pump, filled the reservoir with bleach, and sprayed it all over the rear tires every time I came to a stop.
I'll still need fewer offsets than Al Gore's mansion...
Oh, and the "Al Gore can kiss my carbon offsets" bumper sticker looks great in the rear window...
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