EcoTards

While on our vacation to Cape Cod, we traveled to Martha's Vineyard for one day. Drove down to Falmouth, took the bus to Wood's Hole, then caught the ferry over to the Vineyard.

Was going to head out to Chappaquiddick to take some pictures for some extra-snarky Kennedy bashing, but fun with the family involving free frisbees took precedence...

Anyhoo, get back to the truck late afternoon, and as we're driving through Falmouth on Route 28 I hear cans rattling in the bed of the truck. Great. Someone mistook the bed of my truck for a garbage can. Fucking lovely.

Get on the highway, and once we're at speed I see a McDonald's bag fly out. And couple other assorted pieces of trash. Completely disgusted that it was more than just a couple of cans, I find a safe spot and pull over.

That's when I noticed the crumpled up "Al Gore Can Kiss My Carbon Footprint" bumpersticker that had formerly resided on my back window. Apparently some Eco-fucktard had taken offense at my whimsical poke at Al Gore and retaliated by removing the offending sticker, then dumping all the trash from his car into the bed of my truck.

So congratulations, Mr. Hippie Coward Dipshit. While making your "point" (and I mean the one on top of your head), you managed to not only contribute to the overall trash strewn about the landscape but also failed to recycle the three Red Bull cans. I did it for you, don't worry.

And by the way... Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ, could you perhaps be a LITTLE less supportive of giant, faceless corporate America? Three Red Bull cans (the BIG ones), six Dunkin' Donuts bags, and two large McDonald's bags, as well as extra large Dunk's cups (both iced- and regular coffee variants). You're a walking billboard for "SuperSize Me".

Lastly, if I ever catch you in the act, you had better pray that your lack of personal hygiene keeps me at bay, because judging from the shit you funnel down your piehole, you ain't outrunnin' me any time soon...