I'm trying to imagine the conversations that must take place in the nursing homes, doctor's offices, bingo parlors, and other areas where these Q-tips congregate:
[geezer1] Hey Bill, saw you had 14 cars stacked up behind you yesterday. Good work!
[geezer2] Aw, that's nothing. Norbert had 29 cars behind him last week. Looked like a parade or something. The left turn signal left on for 7 ½ miles was pure genius
That is all...
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It wasn't driven by an old guy in a hat, was it?
I dunno. I couldn't see his head over the headrest...
Four other cars and I got to follow a 4WD Jeep going 25 mph this morning. The view was just lovely.
I almost got run over by a transport van that was focused on busting through the center snow median and forgot to look BOTH ways first.
Ah.... It was a good commute, I lived.
And then there was a mouse in front of the door and I couldn't go in. (really.)
I dunno. I couldn't see his head over the headrest...
I bet all you could see was a pair of hands on the steering wheel.
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