Monday, November 24, 2008

Gimme Bach My Baldwin

Mystery piano in woods perplexes police
(CNN) -- Was it a theft? A prank? A roundabout effort to bring some holiday cheer to the police? Authorities in Harwich, Massachusetts, are probing the mysterious appearance of a piano, in good working condition, in the middle of the woods.

Discovered by a woman who was walking a trail, the Baldwin Acrosonic piano, model number 987, is intact -- and, apparently, in tune.

Obviously the dead have risen - and have chosen Liberace as their leader.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. The zombacalypse is upon us. And it looks fabulous!

That is all.

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

oh now THAT is a funny random association... Of course is IS in MAss LOL

MedicMatthew said...

Sh*t! In all my preparation for Z-Day I never took into consideration the possibility of Zombie Liberace

Anonymous said...

Think of the diabolical effects - you send a man to the woods for a cord, and he thinks you said "chord?"

For that matter, if you tell him to take an axe, it's likely to be a Stratocastor!

Betcha zombies are great with Gregorian chants....

Anonymous said...

that is the best news i have read all day. Why doesnt this happen in north east mass?