(CNN) -- Was it a theft? A prank? A roundabout effort to bring some holiday cheer to the police? Authorities in Harwich, Massachusetts, are probing the mysterious appearance of a piano, in good working condition, in the middle of the woods.
Discovered by a woman who was walking a trail, the Baldwin Acrosonic piano, model number 987, is intact -- and, apparently, in tune.
Obviously the dead have risen - and have chosen Liberace as their leader.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. The zombacalypse is upon us. And it looks fabulous!
That is all.
4 comments:
oh now THAT is a funny random association... Of course is IS in MAss LOL
Sh*t! In all my preparation for Z-Day I never took into consideration the possibility of Zombie Liberace
Think of the diabolical effects - you send a man to the woods for a cord, and he thinks you said "chord?"
For that matter, if you tell him to take an axe, it's likely to be a Stratocastor!
Betcha zombies are great with Gregorian chants....
that is the best news i have read all day. Why doesnt this happen in north east mass?
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