Global Warming.
UR doin it rong.
(No, we don't actually keep the house at 72º, the thermometer is placed right over a heat register)
That's what I woke up to this morning. Single digit temperatures and a foot of snow, less than three weeks from the start of spring. At this point, I'm tempted to drive to work in four wheel low with the air conditioning on just to release more chlorofluorocarbons into the air to widen that hole in the ozone layer, creating more acid rain which will melt the polar ice caps and induce global warming.
Or something like that.
That is all.
5 comments:
Jay,
With apologies to Ted of Borepatch . . . . That's quality snark, HIGH quality snark. Might even qualify as 'glatt kosher' snark.
- Brad
Brad, you speak truth. No apologies necessary.
"Glatt kosher". Heh.
For those who don't know, Glatt Kosher is a bit different from ordinary kosher. In layman's terms, it basically means uber-kosher.
The hebrew word 'glatt' means smooth. When an animal is undergoing the kosher slaughter process, the lungs are examined. If the lungs are seen to be free of blemish, they are then smooth and the meat from said animal is declared 'glatt.'
Here ends today's lesson from The Tribe.
- Brad
Got up to 82 here today. Just remember, you passed up your chance to live in SA.
Sure, just kick me when I'm down, Sabra... ;)
I'll be sure to think of you in July and August when it's 110º there...
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