- Cinco de Mayo: Because mescal kills the H1N1 virus!
- Cinco de Mayo: All our citizens are busy buying grenade launchers at American gun shows!
- Cinco de Mayo: Vomiting up the cheap beer Americans don't want to drink!
- Cinco de Mayo: Workers of the world, revolution is at ha- oh, shit, that was four days ago.
- Cinco de Mayo: H1N1, Tequila, Montezuma's Revenge - the new Mexican diet sensation!
- Cinco de Mayo: Because mucho cervezas make Dora tolerable.
- Cinco de Mayo: It's no coincidence that "siesta" and "margerita" come from the same country!
- Cinco de Mayo: Because a Mexican vacation is currently an additional week off from work!
- Cinco de Mayo: All-you-can-eat puerco buffet!
- Cinco de Mayo: Jalapeños and peyote = shits and giggles.
That is all.
7 comments:
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
Yo quiero una cerveza, por favor!
Bohemia o Tecate
Well, if it is an excuse to go out and drink , okay. But remember the Alamo, I say.
The only thing I can say in Spanish equates to "free beer" (you know, so I don't miss a sign).
I think I'll pass and wait for Fouth of July and fireworks.
My boss is throwing a huge bash tonight, but I'll be working...*sigh*.
No cerveza for me! Or tequila, for that matter.
Happy May 5th!
agg79,
Quoi? Que c'est ce que vous avez dites?
libertyman,
Heck, dunno 'bout you but I don't need an excuse to drink beer...
Now, an excuse to poke more fun at the swine flu, OTOH...
Brigid,
Cerveza Libre, in case anyone was guessing. Mom G. didn't raise no dummies...
We're having tacos tonight in honor of the "holiday". Figure the hype @ school in the name of worhipping at the multi-culti altar should help eat their "ethnic" dinner... ;)
Christina,
Your boss is throwing a bash and you have to work? Bummer! And on top of it all, no cervezas?
Fooey says I! Hope it's a good one anyways...
Cinco de Mayo: Because mucho cervezas make Dora tolerable. Teh truth, you speak it...
Hold the Mayo!
Well, somebody had to say it.
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