Unexpected Headlines

• Dog walker trampled to death by cows

Yeah, I don't think I would have predicted that headline, no.

• Pilot buries helicopter crash survivor in sand

Wow. I'm amazed we survived that crash. Hey, where's all that sand coming from?

• NYC eatery grants freedom to lobster centenarian

I wasn't aware lobsters even lived that long. 140???

• Indiana Lawyer Found Asleep In Trash Can

Reports that the IN blogmeet got out of control are unconfirmed at this point.

• Schwarzenegger's Testicle Sculpture A Flop

Rumors that a screwdriver were involved have been surfacing...

• 'Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed' Inventor Dies At 92

Mourners say coin slot on coffin a tacky final touch.

• Man Drives 3 Miles On Interstate In Reverse

MA drivers respond pithily: Piker.

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Okay, that's your daily dose of odd...

That is all.