BRAINTREE (WBZ) ―A 13-year-old boy from Plymouth is facing several motor vehicle charges after police say he left the scene of an accident and led them on a chase through Braintree.13 years old. TheBoy's 9½. Crap. I had to chuckle at this, though:
Police say they got a call Wednesday just before 9 a.m. from a witness who saw a minivan crash on Route 3 and then drive away.
The officer lost sight of the minivan, but caught up to it after it crashed into the Braintree Rug building on Washington Street.That poor SOB. You have any idea how much ribbing this guy's gonna get back at the station? "You couldn't keep up with a minivan driven by a 13 year old????"
MA: Our drivers are bad before they're even old enough to drive legally...
That is all.
1 comment:
We obviously need a comprehensive one-van-a-month law, as well as a discretionary licensing system for operating heavy high-powered assault vans!
Will somebody think of the children???
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