Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Committing the Crimes Americans Don't Want to Commit...

Police: Illegal Immigrants Raped 14-Year-Old Texas Girl at July 4th Party
A pair of illegal immigrants raped a 14-year-old Texas girl at July 4th party in Texas, where the teen was later found sitting naked in a bathtub, police said.

The victim told police that she went to an Independence Day party with her cousin in Horseshoe Bay, Tex., about 40 miles northwest of Austin, where she was left in a room with Anibal Escobar, 19, and Anael Martinez, 22, MyFoxAustin reported.

I don't think they should face charges for this crime. I think that we should deport them

From 25,000 feet out of a C-130.

Pervs away!

That is all.

Story sent to me by reader Dennis, who is trying to, in his own words, "out-piss Pissed in getting yer Rage-O-Meter going..."

13 comments:

Michael W. said...

I donno, there were many, many times in my previous career that I felt the overwhelming urge to engage in a little street justice with individuals such as these "gentlemen" but self control got the better of me. Maybe as I got older, I lost a bit of my ability to be even tempered but "I" think that these scum suckers should have a very large can of whip a*s opened up on them.

However, your mileage may vary......

Scott McCray said...

You arrange the flight - I'll help push 'em...

Anonymous said...

Deport 'em from 25,000 feet w/o chutes? Nah. Howzabout castrate 'em with birdshot at point-blank range, then stake 'em on the border while they bleed out. Leave 'em as a warning.

steelghost said...

As much as like the idea of air dropping criminals back home. I'd rather not spend the fuel or let them have the fun of free fall. Guillotines are fast, cheap and reusable. you do want to be environmentally friendly while being economical, right?

Bubblehead Les. said...

Trebuchets, brothers and sisters, Trebuchets! No fuel involved, 300 ft apogees, send them right back over the fence at 75-80 miles an hour, let them wind it up before you load them up,see how much they splat upon impact, now THAT'S going Medieval on their butts!

David said...

Trebuchets and high altitude drops just leave piles of mushy meat sacks laying around.

But a carcas impaled on a stake at the border with their offense clearly carved into their chest - now that sends a message.

Robert McDonald said...

I'm warring between trebuchets and impaled carcass with crime carved in chest. That's a tough one!

Patrick said...

Nobody can out-pissed Pissed... He has such a head start on your meter......

B Smith said...

Not that I'm actually condoning violence, here, but...I'm really wondering how long before the 'Triple-S Solution' (Shoot, Shovel, Shut up) becomes really, really popular along the southern border. (I'm sure there are already isolated instances.)
That said, I *LOVE* the trebuchet idea---makes me think of Monty Python...
And the 'Vlad-the-Impaler' approach is quite appealing, too.

Sarah said...

I'm leaning toward the impaled carcasses, myself. Makes it clear that we won't put up with certain types of crap and, frankly, probably scares the piss out of people. I like it.

agg79 said...

How about a combination? Impale their heads on a pike and return the rest of their corpses across the boarder via trebuchet? Everybody's happy and it saves on gas for the C130 (thinking green).

Anonymous said...

How about a little target practice? Trebuchet launch with a spike field landing zone just on our side of the boarder?

It's the best of both worlds!

David said...

OK, but no points for leaners.