Road Rage Cards
Yes, it is exactly what you think it is. Pre-printed, laminated cardboard cards with expressions guaranteed to get you noticed on the road. Better to remain silent and still get your point across about the other driving being a f**king idiot and all that...
And of course, my personal favorite:
Something tells me I'd be in trouble if I got a set of these cards...
That is all.
6 comments:
The only I don't like is the picture of the gun saying "I wish this was real".
I WANT THIS!!! I NEED THIS!!! I MUST HAVE THIS!!!
I've said many times I need a sign, so that people can actually know what I'm saying to/about them.
I dunno. It's missing my favorite Road Rage reply.
"I'm sorry. I don't speak 'Crazy Bitch.'"
I fail to see what the problem is.
You should have these.
You need them!!
Get them!!
20 years ago I had the idea of an LED screen that sat in your back windshield which scrolled a saying based on which button you - the driver - pushed, from a choice of, say, 5 or 10. They could range from "thank you" as a tip of the cap to someone who let you merge to "Merry Christmas" to "my son made the All-star team" to "Palin/Beck '12" to "How's that hope & change working out for ya"something more intense for folks who are a-holes (it would not allow curses or overt epithets). Sort of like a virtual bumper sticker, complete with variable phrases to choose from.
Doubt it'd be legal, but I bet I'd make a few million.
I just want a placard that says EPIC FAIL!
Trouble is, I'm not sure that bad drivers can read any better than they can drive.
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