3 area residents indicted in convenience store robbery
Okay, so we have a stop-n-rob. What's so weird about that?
Three area residents were indicted Wednesday after they were accused of using a woman's bacterial infection to rob a Cleveland convenience store.
Assault with a dangerous wound? I guess this is the updated version of the person claiming to have AIDs and threatening to bleed on the victim...
There was one bright spot in the comments. "Bob" nailed it:
So this is an infected arm robbery as opposed to an armed robbery!
Y'know, some days I'm afraid that The Onion is going to go out of business, because you simply cannot parody real life any more...
That is all.
2 comments:
sigh... yeah, truth IS stranger than fiction, ESPECIALLY now days...
". . . because fiction has to make sense," as Rod Machado puts it.
LittleRed1
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