Monday, August 15, 2011

Badass, Geriatric Style!

Brad_in_MA sends in this heartwarming story:

63-year-old holds off robber with rear naked choke
A robber messed with the wrong man in Florida on Thursday night. 63-year-old, 5-foot-7 Fred Kemp used a foot sweep and a rear naked choke to disarm a robber who pointed a gun at Kemp and his wife.

The couple was getting into their car in Boynton Beach when a man came out of the darkness and approached them with what turned out to be a pellet gun. Wanting to keep his wife safe, Kemp returned to the skills that he learned as a wrestler for Hofstra University.
The gun turned out to be a BB gun, but Mr. Kemp didn't know that until after the fact. He put the goblin in a choke hold after knocking him to the ground, took his gun away, and then held him until the police got there. The only way this story could be better would be if Mr. Kemp went to the goblin's house and impregnated the goblin's wife, too.

Moral of the story: Don't f**k with wrestlers, even ones in their sixties.

That is all.

3 comments:

Dave H said...

I'd rot in hell before I'd leave my child in the house of someone like that. I think the story ended just right.

TJIC said...

> The only way this story could be better would be if Mr. Kemp went to the goblin's house and impregnated the goblin's wife, too.

LOL!

Borepatch said...

The only way this story could be better would be if Mr. Kemp went to the goblin's house and impregnated the goblin's wife, too.

You think the goblin was man enough to get married?

But that was awesome.