I'll write their talking points for the GOP debate:
- Rick Perry didn't win, no way, nuh-uh.
- Mitt Romney is dreamy and we *totally* want him to win the nomination.
- Rick Perry didn't create jobs in TX, no way, nuh-uh.
- Sarah Palin eats minority babies and clubs baby seals just for fun.
- Perry Romney Perry Romney Perry Romney Perry Romney Perry Romney Perry Romney
- ZOMG! Theocrats!!!!1111
- Oh yeah, there were some other folks there but we didn't get their names.
- Rick Perry didn't win, no way, nuh-uh.
That is all.
4 comments:
"Mitt Romney is dreamy"
F him. He's not wearing a kilt.
:wink:
If Perry could keep the Jesus to himself and leave off all the gay hate, I might actually be able to support him.
Way off base.
It should be "Wow, both Romney and Perry are right-wing crazies! That Huntsman, on the other hand, is the only one out of all of them willing to stand up for the SCIENCE of global warming. It's science, science I say, lalalala I can't HEAR you!"
I know it'll never happen but after Obama talks about needing to blow mad money on infrastructure again tonight I'd love to see some media person/outlet (Daily Show?) play the clip where he admitted the projects from the last stimulus weren't as "shovel ready" as they thought.
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