Monday, September 12, 2011

Monday Funnies...

More yuks from OldNFO to start your work week:
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems. . . but then again, neither does milk.

Oh, number 4, you have no idea how correct you are...

That is all.

4 comments:

North said...

And I would personally highlight #3. The people I help never remember to thank me, and they never forget me next time they need help.

Dave H said...

#3 seems to be the mission statement of every organized charity I've ever contributed to. And many that I haven't.

Whoever wrote #5 never tried Bailey's Irish Cream.

Stretch said...

Correlary to #4 is:
"You're only alive 'cause I can't find any place to hide the body."

Old NFO said...

You're welcome :-) And yeah, #4 is a player...