Monday, September 22, 2008

Goldilocks He Ain't...

Mom finds hungry stranger snoring in son's bed

BILLINGS, Mont. - A man was charged with burglary after he allegedly broke into a home, ate cheese from the refrigerator, made a mess in a bathroom and fell asleep on a child's bed.


Home Invasion: UR doin it wrong.

However:

The woman said she found a strange man sleeping in her son's bed. She woke her husband and left to call police from a neighbor's house. The husband confronted the man with an unloaded shotgun and held him until police arrived.


Home Defense: UR doin it wrong. But UR lucky.

Unloaded? SRSLY? WTF?

That is all.

1 comment:

DJK said...

They just said that so they wouldn't scare the white people.