Showing posts with label Breaking news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Breaking news. Show all posts

Thursday, December 18, 2014

I Really Don't Think You Want To Do That...

So, this happened.

North Korea Behind Sony Hack: U.S. Officials
U.S. officials believe the North Korean government was behind the computer hacking attack on Sony Pictures Entertainment, a massive security breach that embarrassed several executives and led to the cancellation of the planned Dec. 25 release of "The Interview."

The officials told NBC News the hacking attack originated outside North Korea, but they believe the individuals behind it were acting on orders from the North Koreans.
Now, no, this is not an act of war. If what happened in Benghazi wasn't worth rolling out the Nimitz, a couple Nork hackers making life unpleasant for Sony sure as hell isn't worth dusting off the war machine. While we've never exactly been shy about sending in the Marines to protect US economic interests, the cost of getting troops over to N. Korea is more money than any Seth Rogen flick is gonna generate...

And there's a sad lesson that's going to have ramifications down the line with the studio going all French and surrendering to the hackers. You can all thank Sony for the rash of "camera aimed at the beige wall" movies sure to come out so as not to offend anyone.

But dammit, people, we're the United States of America. We're packing it in over some Nork hackers? Really? The same people responsible for both Grumpy Cat *and* the "Streisand Effect" are rolling over and dying? I'd really like to see a counterattack, I really would. Let the Nork hackers wake up the next morning to find that their internet access has been limited to YouTube videos starring Miley Cyrus or something...

We're American, dammit - we can do this...

That is all.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Good News/Bad News

Stretch sends in some bad news.

Obama aunt who stayed in US illegally dies at 61
President Barack Obama's aunt Zeituni Onyango, who was denied asylum in the United States but stayed illegally for years, died Tuesday at age 61.

Onyango, whose immigration status was reported by The Associated Press days before Obama's election in 2008, had been treated in recent months for cancer and respiratory problems, Cleveland attorney Margaret Wong said. She died in a Boston rehabilitation center, said Wong, who represented her in her immigration case.
Again, I can't help but wonder how the media coverage would have played out if George W. Bush had a relative that was constantly in legal trouble. Oh, wait, we distinctly remember the glee with which the media reported on his daughters' escapades. So we *do* know how the media would have handled it. Imagine if one of the girls had gotten arrested, and then magically all charges were dropped. Think the media would have let it be at that?


However, regardless of how you might feel about President Obama and/or his aunt, it's sad that she has passed on. Cancer's a stone-cold bitch, and I want to kick it square in the jimmies, regardless of who it strikes. She is no longer suffering, though, and died peacefully in her sleep.

The good news is that she'll continue to vote for the foreseeable future...

That is all.

Monday, September 16, 2013

*Deep Breath*

I always knew that someday I would make this announcement. I never knew it would be this soon.

Question: What does Jay have in common with Borepatch, Lissa, and Bruce?

Answer: Leaving the Volksrepublik of MA.

I have accepted a job down in VA (Yes, I am moving to another commonwealth; however this one is significantly less, ahem, bolshevik-oriented) and will be starting next month. Details forthcoming; let's just say that if you were to design my dream job, this would come awfully close. We'll be working to sell the house in MA in the coming months (remind me; I have a whole bunch of guns for sale BTW), and the family will be joining me in VA once the house sells and we find a new place to live in Free America.

Words cannot express how happy I am about this turn of events.

The next few months are going to be a blurred jumble of crazy. I'm trying to find temporary lodging in VA while we sell the house so I don't have to sleep in the truck at night; we're scrambling to get the house ready to show/sell; we've also started looking at real estate in the NoVA area. LOTS going on. For the foreseeable future I'll be in VA and heading back to MA on weekends; it'll put a bunch of miles on the Earthf**ker (or get me some frequent flier miles), but I gotta see the fam (and help with the frantic packing!). I'll be the advance scout in VA for real estate when we start looking for homes, too.

I'm still trying to decide if the first thing I want to buy is a new 40-round Pmag or a Ruger BX-25...

Oh, and when do we start planning the next NoVA blog shoot?

That is all.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

For NH Residents...

Looks like y'all are about to be invaded by astroturf again...

Anti-gun rally planned for Saturday August 3rd in Nashua -- let's POLITELY tell them they're wrong!
The Obama "Organizing for Action" people will hold an anti-gun rally this Saturday, August 3, from noon to 1:00 p.m., at the Nashua City Hall Plaza (229 Main St., Nashua). In particular, this is another nationally-funded political effort to discredit Kelly Ayotte and other Republican US Senators for their SUCCESSFUL vote in the US Senate against federal gun control. They claim that most NH voters are anti-gun!
Now, ironically enough, a good chunk of the NH crew will be in NH (near the MA border, chuckle of chuckles) having some fun at the Sixth Annual Northeast Bloggershoot. Ordinarily, I'd be all up for showing up - OCing, even - except that the shoot will have just have gotten underway. Given the normal levels of participation in these "grass roots" events (I can't type that without snickering), I think if the NEBS crew were to show up in Nashua en masse we'd probably outnumber the "protestops" three or four to one. Maybe more.

So, if you're in the area and not attending the NEBS (or if you want to swing by after!), stop by Nashua and point and laugh at the astroturf.

That is all.

Thanks to Rich for sending this in...

Sad But Predictable.

Why on earth is this news?

George Zimmerman Stopped For Speeding In North Texas
NORTH TEXAS (CBSDFW.COM) – CBS 11 News has learned that George Zimmerman, the man recently found not guilty for fatally shooting 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in Florida, was armed when an officer pulled him over for speeding in North Texas.

Zimmerman was pulled over on July 28 at 12:54 p.m., while traveling westbound on Highway 80 in Forney, a Kaufman County city about 20 miles east of Dallas.
OMG! He was armed! Gee, you think the fact that he (and his family) has received death threats might have something to do with him being armed? Or that there's a Kill George Zimmerman Facebook page? (Yeah, Michael Z. Williamson gets banned for using the word "chigger", yet that page is still active. Go figure.). Or maybe because the New Black Panther Party - you know, the one that Eric Holder refused to investigate for voter intimidation in Philly - has put a bounty on Zimmerman's head? And before anyone points it out, yes, that bounty is from over a year ago. If you think that's changed anything, I have prime Pacific coast land to sell you in Utah.

It's quite telling that: a) the media thinks this is somehow newsworthy; and b) the media is perplexed that George Zimmerman would be armed. Um, duh? You've spent the last year and a half making him out to be an amalgam of Satan, Adolf Hitler, and George Wallace. Do you think he might have even the tiniest bit of reason to be concerned for his own safety? Do you think that anyone in the media will give a hairy rat's ass when - not if - someone succeeds in killing George Zimmerman?

I wonder if him getting pulled over will settle the debate over whether he's white or not?

That is all.

Another dispatch from...
(image courtesy of Robb Allen)

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Well, Now, Isn't this Lovely?

Joseph in IL sends in this lovely little story. I know I'm going to sleep better tonight.

Panama finds MiG fighter jets on North Korean arms ship
COLON, Panama (Reuters) - Panamanian investigators unloading the cargo of a seized North Korean ship that carried arms from Cuba have found the two MiG-21 fighter jets the Cuban government had said were on board, the government said on Sunday.

Alongside the two supersonic planes, originally produced by the Soviet Union in the late 1950s, officials found two missile radar systems on board the Chong Chon Gang, President Ricardo Martinelli told reporters in the Atlantic port of Colon.
Several things come to mind: First off, Cuba has spare MiGs and missile radar systems to be sending to North Korea? Really? I hope this is true, and not a re-start of the Cold War and the Soviets aren't pulling the strings here. I mean, Russia has Vladimir Putin, who wrestles bears for fun while shooting belt-fed machine guns. We have President Mom Jeans with his bike helmet. I'm not sure I want to see the result of this confrontation.

Secondly, they were hiding jet fighters under sugar? Who did they think they were dealing with, Homer Simpson?



Lastly, I think what scares me most about this whole thing is that we have a communist nation off the coast of Florida that is attempting to supply North Korea with fighter planes. North Korea, a nation that has threatened to use nuclear weapons against us, has a strict arms embargo against it because of their ongoing search for nuclear weapons and the means to deliver the. A sworn enemy of the United States is working with another sworn enemy of the United States to illegally transfer arms between them. That should scare you. It scares me.

Meanwhile, the only story on the news is about the royal baby...

That is all.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Where Are We And How Did We Get In This Handbasket?

Send him back: US urges nations to return Snowden
WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. grasped for help Monday from both adversaries and uneasy allies in an effort to catch fugitive National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden. The White House demanded that he be denied asylum, blasted China for letting him go and urged Russia to "do the right thing" and send him back to America to face espionage charges.

Snowden was believed to be in Russia, where he fled Sunday after weeks of hiding out in Hong Kong following his disclosure of the broad scope of two highly classified counterterror surveillance programs to two newspapers. The programs collect vast amounts of Americans' phone records and worldwide online data in the name of national security.
So, let me get this straight. We're upset at China over this? Not for polluting the planet. Not for incredibly violations of basic human rights. Not for flooding the market with cheap, dangerous goods made with lead, asbestos, and melamine. Not for adulterating food items for our pets and our babies. But because they didn't immediately arrest and deport an American citizen?

And now we're sucking up to Russia???

Folks, we used to have American citizens courted by the Russians to sell them our secrets. Now we're begging the Russians to return an American citizen for revealing our secrets - and the secret is that the American government is acting an awful lot like the Russian KGB did during the Cold War. There has been no indication that Snowden has received any compensation for his actions, so it's hard to understand his motivation for revealing these secrets.

And then the irony... We're asking countries like Russia and China - countries known for spying on their own citizens - to turn over an American citizen accused of ... wait for it ... revealing that the United States is spying on it's own citizens. Countries that we have routinely denounced for ... spying on their citizens and demanding they be returned when they leave... We're through the looking glass here, where the United States of America is calling on Russia to return someone who revealed information about the program by which Americans are spied on.

Yes, I know the program started under Bush. I also know that Obama campaigned on, ran on, based his entire existence on the fact that Bush was wrong, that he was not Bush, and that he would undo all the bad things that Bush did when he was president. And then Obama got elected, gave a big middle finger to everyone that voted for him (and, by proxy, against John McCain, who we were told would be "Bush's Third Term").

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Carnivore. Omnivore. Echelon. Big Brother is watching us, and has been for decades. Doesn't matter who's in office, it's been happening. It's no surprise that there's more monitoring now - we have more avenues of communication now than ever. Back when I was a kid, there were phone calls and fax machines, and that was about it (and faxes were almost exclusively owned by businesses). Now there's e-mail, cell phones, online messaging, texting, etc. - just think of all the ways an enterprising nanny state government could gather information it could use for whatever person.

Isn't the fact that we are trying this hard to get Snowden back rather interesting? What, exactly, does he know that we are willing to flex our international muscle to get him back? What information are they afraid he'll divulge if he's not brought back to the US? And, more importantly, who are they afraid he'll divulge this information to? Are they afraid he'll spill the whole operation to a foreign government?

Or are they afraid he'll spill the whole operation to the American people?

That is all.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

As If We Needed More Proof...

...that wearing a kilt made you more manly...

Higher Sperm Counts Are a Breeze with a Kilt
Low sperm count got you down? The problem might not be in your pants — the problem may be pants themselves.

Researchers believe wearing kilts — the skirtlike garments long associated with Scottish bagpipers — could enhance men's fertility while also providing psychological benefits.
See, ladies? Men in kilts are even more virile than their bifurcated-lower garment wearing brethren. Like we needed more proof...

And there is no way this study was biased, being done in Scotland or anything:
And the healthiest, most virile way to wear a kilt? "Regimental style," the study authors suggest — also known as "going commando," or simply "not wearing any underwear."

"There are strong psychological benefits associated with kilt wearing," the researchers noted, "most notably (a) a feeling of masculinity and pride and (b) positive attention from sexual admirers.
Sorry ladies. This manly specimen is taken:

That is all.

Thanks to Brad_in_MA for the link!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Irony of Ironies...

One thing stood out in all of the marathon bombing coverage yesterday. Apparently they had dedicated a good portion of the race and coverage to the families of Newtown, CT - they had 26 seconds at the start for each victim; there was a special marker at the 26 mile mark; and, ironically enough, the families of Newtown victims had VIP seats near the finish line which is where the blasts occurred.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Make no mistake about it. While, yes, a good portion of this was to show solidarity to the families involved in the tragedy, this was also about political theater as we debate more gun control here in America. We're still greatly divided over whether more gun control is the answer, and putting these families in such high profile spots ensures that maximum coverage will be given to the tragedy - and, of course, slanted to make people view gun control more favorably.

And then, mere feet from the VIP stands where these survivors of a horrific tragedy sit, some person or persons detonates a series of powerful bombs that kill and maim people. As one end of the gun control debate tries to make the argument that we need more limits on what firearms can or cannot be possessed, bombs are set off that perform the exact same function they claim to be attempting to curb.

Why, it's almost like the tool is irrelevant, isn't it?

Talk about adding insult to injury. Here these poor people endure this horrific event, only to come to a major city where they and their loved ones are supposed to be honored to wind up the victims of a terrorist attack. A madman with a gun causes them unbelievable heartache and anguish, and then they wind up with front row seats for a terrorist attack. If this was something in a movie, no one would ever believe it.

Right now, we haven't the faintest idea what happened other than a bomb went off, some people were killed and a whole bunch more were injured. That hasn't stopped the blame game, mind you; that idiot Chris Matthews is hell-bent on blaming the Tea Party and the New York Times' Nick Kristof blames ... the GOP. Not to be outdone, of course, folks on the right side of the spectrum are jumping up and down about "False flag" operations and such. They haven't even finished patching up the bodies and the blame game is in full swing.

Meanwhile, there's a major American city that's been ground zero for a terrorist action. We're not sure if this is a domestic-born action like Oklahoma City or a foreign action like 9/11 - no groups have claimed responsibility; no leads have been established, nothing. Yet that's not stopping folks from claiming everyone from Ron Paul to the Saudi Royal family to be at fault here - and for all we know, it could be one jilted boyfriend with too much time on his hands and a basic knowledge of chemistry.

One thing is for certain, though: All the gun control in the world wouldn't have stopped what happened in Boston yesterday...

That is all.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Headline of the Day

I'm sorry; I know I shouldn't laugh or make fun, but this headline just kicked over my giggle box...

Radioactive bluefin tuna crossed the Pacific to US
LOS ANGELES — Across the vast Pacific, the mighty bluefin tuna carried radioactive contamination that leaked from Japan's crippled nuclear plant to the shores of the United States 6,000 miles away — the first time a huge migrating fish has been shown to carry radioactivity such a distance.
"We were frankly kind of startled," said Nicholas Fisher, one of the researchers reporting the findings online Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
It's only after the alarmist headline that we find out that the real story is the migration of the tuna, not the radioactivity - which is still well in the acceptable range. It's just that the radioactivity has allowed the tuna to be more conveniently tracked. There's concern over the levels of radioactivity given that the tuna supposedly can "shed" radioactivity but still have elevated levels, but this may be a combination of poor reporting and grant-hungry institutes... I mean, these are fish that pregnant women are warned not to eat because of the elevated mercury levels, yet they get rid of radioactivity?

Why do I hear shades of "The grunion are running!" here?

That is all.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Suppose It's Worth Mentioning...

By now everyone's seen the news that Kim Il Jong has shuffled off this mortal coil joined the choir invisible snuffed it.

I'm not a foreign policy wonk. Were I sitting in the Oval Office, the Department of State would have one function, and that would be to remind foreign potentates that we still have the biggest stick around, and it's in their country's best interests not to do anything that would require us to use the stick. We also have a pretty damn big carrot, as well, for countries that don't muck around with things that concern us. Don't start none, there won't be none.

What jumped out at me was that the new heir apparent, Kim Jong Un, is somewhere in his late 20s. He's half my age and supreme potentate of a country. Wow. I'm lucky if I can get all 10 kids on my basketball team to pay attention for a half an hour, and this guy's younger than me and running a country. Hat's off to you, brother, you're gonna need it. Now, granted, he kinda had it handed to him like some Ivy League legacy, but he's still in command of an army and allegedly some nuclear weapons. I'm pretty glad I don't have access to that...

"May you live in interesting times" indeed...

That is all.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Breaking News!

I just received this dispatch from my "man on the scene" SCI-FI:

Fulfilling my trusty role as MArooned's roving correspondent, I will be deployed to the wilds of Colorado this week, reporting in from Blogorado III.

I will post updates as conditions as warrant.

Wish me luck.
-SCI-FI


Inquiring minds want to know if the crustaceans made it through TSA unmolested - stay tuned for updates!

That is all.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

God Bless America.

Here's a heartwarming followup to this story:



Sent to me by stretch, and the follow-up story here was sent by PISSED.

I have hope for our great nation as long as people such as these still inhabit her.

That is all.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Watch This Space...

There will be a MArooned exclusive here later today involving a local blogger (not your humble host).

More to come...

That is all.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Update on NRA Convention...

Unc talked to the NRA directly.

Sounds to me like the NRA is erring on the side of caution which, really, I can't fault them for doing. The last thing we would need would be someone getting arrested at the NRA convention for carrying outside of NC state law or anything like that - can you imagine the media feeding frenzy?

Thanks for clearing that up, Unc!

That is all.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Breach of Protocol, Perhaps?

Poland mourns president's death in crash

(CNN) -- Thousands gathered outside Warsaw's presidential palace on Saturday evening to lay flowers and light candles in honor of Polish President Lech Kaczynski, who was killed in a plane crash in western Russia earlier in the day.

Kaczynski's wife and several top military officials were also killed in the crash.

First off, our condolences to the people of Poland and the families of those lost in the plane crash. Before any aspersions are cast, our thoughts are to those who perished.

I have to wonder about this:
Other Polish officials killed in the crash include Aleksander Szczyglo, the head of the National Security Office; Jerzy Szmajdzinski, the deputy parliament speaker; Andrzej Kremer, the deputy foreign minister; and Gen. Franciszek Gagor, the army chief of staff, according to Kaczynski's Law and Justice Party.

The party also said that Slawomir Skrzypek, head of the National Bank of Poland, was killed.

"The entire top military brass, including the chief of defense and all the services, were on the plane," Valasek said. "You're looking at a situation, in effect, of the decapitation of the military services."

Why were so many high-ranking officials on one airplane? I mean, I know families where the husband and wife won't fly on the same plane just in the million-to-one chance something happens. Wouldn't it have been prudent to have split the delegation at least in half? One would think that putting all of the movers and shakers from any country all together on one single plane would be an automatic "NO" from security.

And we won't even get into the irony of it happening in Russia on the way to commemorate the massacre of Polish POWs at the hands of the Russians...

That is all.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

OR Updates

Got a few updates to share on David Pyle, the OR DOT worker who was the subject of a SWAT raid, firearms confiscation, and "protective custody" arrest that I first highlighted on Wednesday.
The more that comes out about this, the stranger it becomes. He's told that he won't be arrested, and then is immediately arrested. The police seize not only the guns he purchased, but also other guns in the house. Pyle was then released, but his guns were not returned to him. If he wasn't a danger - he was not charged nor committed - why are the police still holding his firearms?

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

That is all.

Thanks and kudos to commenter PISSED and The Angry Patriot for e-mails and updates.

Friday, March 5, 2010

For Real?

FDA recalls some foods with flavor enhancer HVP

(CNN) -- Federal health authorities announced Thursday the recall of a commonly used flavor enhancer after samples of the product were found to contain salmonella.

"I would say it's likely to be in thousands of food products," said Dr. Jenny Scott, senior adviser to the director at the Office of Food Safety at the Food and Drug Administration's Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition, about the product, called hydrolyzed vegetable protein, also called HVP.

This does not bode well. It sounds like this is something that could be very big, albeit not terribly dangerous. There's a list of possibly contaminated products; there's not a lot of affected items at present time (and, on a personal note, nothing I'm interested in...) It's hard to say if this is a minor blip on the food front or a major problem as of yet, but it looks like it's not terrifically dangerous.

What jumped out at me was this, though:
"We are working hard to respond to this particular outbreak; we also are working hard to put in place the kinds of preventive control measures to prevent this kind of contamination from happening in the first place," said FDA Commissioner Dr. Margaret A. Hamburg.
The head of the FDA is named Hamburg? Go on!


That is all.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Good News/Bad News...

Just got back from brunch with my folks a little while ago. Got some unsettling news about my sister - it seems that the woman who owns the other condo in their duplex has a stalker. Ordinarily, this wouldn't be my sister's problem, except that this stalker is apparently dumb as a box of rocks and, when he decided to smash windows and slash screens, hit the whole bottom floor - including my sister's place.

That's the bad news, obviously.

So what's the good news? Sis G. now wants to go to the range. It's the very embodiment of "A liberal is a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet. So I'm planning a trip for the two of us sometime in March, after the weather warms a bit (because, really, taking a new shooter when there's a foot of snow on the ground and it's 20ºF out is a recipe for fail). I'll be giving my basic "intro to guns" talk, with safety lesson and such, more or less just to familiarize her with firearms in general. I'm not about to try to talk her into getting her permit - yet - but to help get her used to things what go boom should she decide to take charge of her own safety.

And maybe I'll drag Mom G. along with her for her first trip in about four decades...


That is all.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Breaking News...

Rep. John Murtha, Iraq war critic, dies at 77
HARRISBURG, Pa. — U.S. Rep. John Murtha, an influential critic of the Iraq War whose congressional career was shadowed by questions about his ethics, died today. He was 77.

The Pennsylvania Democrat had been suffering complications from gallbladder surgery. He died at Virginia Hospital Center in Arlington, Va., spokesman Matthew Mazonkey said.

At this point in time, I'll abide by the adage to not speak ill of the (recently) dead. Regardless of Murtha's views and actions in recent times, the man served his country honorably and voluntarily put himself in harm's way in Vietnam. Thank you for your service, Colonel Murtha. While we may judge your words since leaving the service according to our political views, we all owe you a debt of gratitude for being one of the rough men standing ready.

Rest in peace, Representative Murtha.

That is all.

Thanks to commenter PISSED for sending me this story.