Monday, April 13, 2009

We Have A Dozen!

Man Killed While Trying to Rob Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting
Columbia (WLTX) - A New Jersey man has been shot and killed at an Alcoholics Anonymous center in South Carolina in what police say was a thwarted robbery.

The State newspaper reported that Columbia police said Sunday that a visitor to the AA center shot and killed the 18-year-old man who was trying to rob members there.

Gee, he selected a bunch of people who more than likely have been going through some rough times, and yet have decided to take control of their situations and better themselves. Didn't think that one through all the way, didja?

Proper victim selection is important because you only get one chance to make a first impression...

Good guys 1, bad guy D-E-A-D.

Dead Goblin Count: 12.

That is all.

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

Stoopid, but the gene pool just got a little deeper... sigh...

Christina RN LMT said...

"Another one bites the dust..."

Weer'd Beard said...

Oddly enough the new Report keeps it fairly quiet in that story that a gun saved the day.

Kid probably thought it would be a bunch of shaking guys having DTs as they tried to straighten out their lives (but then what would they have to rob?)

And forgot that people who HAD straightened their lives around (and realized that life is worth keeping!) might be there to support the newcomers.

Anonymous said...

The poor dead goblin was from NJ, so he had no reason to think those vicious meanies might not be disarmed like his customers back home.