MArooned: Being Number One...

...beats number two anyday, don't it?

I am the number one Google hit for the search term "douchebag Escalade".

Aim high, Jay...

That is all.

What Others Are Saying About Me

"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)

"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)

"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)

"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)

"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)

"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)

"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)

"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)

"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)

"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)

"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)

"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)

"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)

"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)

"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)

"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)

"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009