I Love My Blogsons...

Because they send me stories like this:

Charges filed in Overland Park banjo self-defense case

Attacked by a man wielding a frying pan and a knife, an Overland Park man swung his banjo.

Police say the Monday banjo blow to the head stopped the assailant, who was treated for a cut and taken to jail.

I really have nothing else to add to this, except perhaps that it's amazing that someone finally found a good use for a banjo... (more banjo jokes here)

You might be a redneck if you've ever used a banjo in self-defense...

That is all.

Thanks to Merlin for sending this along!