Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Let Me Try My Hand At This...

On one side, we have Open Carry advocates who carry 9mm Glocks and iPhones. On the other side we have conceal carry advocates who carry 1911s in .45 ACP and use Androids. Which side wants abortion made illegal and the death penalty abolished, again? And which side prefers Chevys over Fords?

(There, that ought to cover it!)

That is all.

33 comments:

TotC said...

And Chili doesn't have beans, otherwise it's Chili Stew.

Jay G said...

Damn, I knew I was forgetting something.

CHILI HAS BEANS!

DaddyBear said...

Good Lord man, are you trying to get struck by internet lightning or something. Why in the name of Browning would you stir that many pots at the same time?

Jay G said...

I also forgot AR vs. AK. And .308 vs. .30-06...

JD said...

really wanted to drive up the hits today eh?

You forgot Coke vs Pepsi. . .

DaddyBear said...

Or are you mocking me for my recent questions at my blog?

Sean D Sorrentino said...

OC, XD, .45ACP, AR, Android, Ford. Everyone else sucks. ;)

Robert McDonald said...

I believe Jay is playing the any publicity is good publicity game. :)

Old NFO said...

LOL- Gives me an idea for a post... :-)

Bubblehead Les. said...

Oh Yeah? Top this: My Kung-Fu can Beat Your Kung- Fu!

Lupis42 said...

As long as you're going to include holy wars, Vi for the win.

Anonymous said...

There's gotta be a "homo glock-lover" joke in there somewhere.......

Ancient Woodsman said...

Don't forget: T-bone v. ribeye; gin v. bourbon; Any generation Harley v. any other generation Harley; rocks v. neat; Hot dog v. Frankfurter; Ketchup v. catsup; Drip v. percolated; charcoal v. propane; ADult v. adULT; Nascar v. IHRA; New England v. Manhattan clam chowda; Bud v. Miller; oh wow...ice cream headache!

Yet I'm offended that you left out SIGs & Rugers. Oh, well, it is your place after all and you gave us a good start. Chili here has beans & a lot of them!

Eric said...

iPhone, M&P in 9mm, Ford, chili with beans, and ARs.

DaddyBear said...

MacOS on the desktop, Linux on the server. Chili has beans. Diesel engines rule. Raider Football Forever. Bourbon. Let me say that again: Bourbon.

Phillip said...

Let's see... I live in FL so I can't open carry, although I'd like to be able to once in a great while. I'd still carry concealed most of the time, because I run my own computer consulting business and it's not nice to make your clients uncomfortable. Not to mention it hurts profits.

I carry a Glock simply because I can't afford a good 1911, and I don't shoot .45 as well as I shoot 9mm, but I plan on doing something about that someday. Or I may just buy the Kel-Tec 30 round .22 magnum when I'm able. I love me some .22 magnumb.

I have a WinMo phone right now because at the time I was buying it, there weren't any Android phones available on AT&T, which is the only carrier that works at my house. It's getting replaced with an Android pretty soon, though.

While I don't hold with it, abortion is a religious matter and should be left legal, I've never found either Fords or Chevys to be all that great, and I think we should televise hangings as a deterrent.

Flame on!

Word verification = ditch: What I'm digging myself at the moment.

Newbius said...

OC, CC, XD & Astra, AR(.223 AND .308), regular cell, w/Beans, Coke, Chevy, and women. I think that about covers it.

When you come out, we will travel in my Suburban while carrying, eat chili and tease our wives, and wash down the bourbon with some cola.

Live and let live.

The Armed Canadian said...

So where do foreign national permanent residents who prefers Sigs in .45ACP and 9mm and carry both concealed and openly fit in?

:P

Chad said...

Chili has beans, Glock .40, and a Blackberry

ViolentIndifference said...

Win1911 vs. Glockintosh.


Dammit I'll keep posting that until somebody acknowledges how funny it is. Anyone? Bueller?

Ian Argent said...

Dude, it's the Armed Canadian! Where you been?

Ahem... Let's see; Glock in 9mm, no carry at all (#%$#^% NJ), Android, Ford. The rest I either have no opinion or am of two minds.

Bob H said...

CCW, Choice, Beans, dumb cell phone, Scion!, Death penalty on PPV! Perhaps Netflix could stream it?
Charcoal. Gas grills are for wusses.

Jim said...

I carry a S&W model 60-16, in .357 mag.

My cel phone is neither iPhone nor Android. I use a Sanyo RL-4920. If it was any older, it would have a rotary dial.

As for abortion, I despise it. Nary a Federal cent should support the barest iota of it.

But, States' powers being those not enumerated to the .Fed, they can do what they want on the topic, and folks like me are free to move about to such States as we might find in agreement with our convictions.

Finally, the age old Ford vs. Chevy question can sadly, no longer be rightfully posed, as the premise itself has been corrupted by .Fed intervention.

Though I may indeed lust after a Jeep or Challenger, I'll be strictly Blue Oval until such days that the UAW is forced to divest itsef of it's ill-gotten gains agains the previous shareholders' interests.

As for CCW vs. Open Carry? I have a very simple answer.

Both.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Jim said...

Oh, and death penalty?

Yes, of course. 145 gr. of .357 Winchester Silvertip. Preferably imposed preventatively, by the intended victim.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Borepatch said...

Food Fight!!!!

;-)

B said...

concealed (except when open is a possibility.....1911 in Gods Own Caliber. Android. Beans. More beans. (the way god intended) And Dodge. Diesel...for manly men.

And whiskey. Preferably handmade.

All else is sacrilege and wimping out.

or something.

ASM826 said...

Okay, if I have the question right, I think only androids carrying 1911s should be allowed to have abortions.

Julie said...

ROFL ... you link-hussy you ...

Dr. Feelgood said...

Concealed, CZ, prepaid Samsung flip phone (no camera), chile should be green with pork and potatoes, Dr. Pepper, import minivans, soccer, and porterhouse is God's own cut for steak.

Mike W. said...

Chili has beans, I don't care what Alan says. He has iPhoneitis anyways, and he's old :P

GuardDuck said...

Concealed 1911, open Glock. Two bean turkey chili. Android, Coke and Gerber.

Pot stirring is a good thing. It ensures the ingredients are spread evenly and allows the flavors to seep throughout the mix.

Josh Kruschke said...

ViolentIndifference -

I found your "Win1911 vs. Glockintosh." comment very funny. Not sure if you will want that endorsement.

As to the topics at hand, I'm not usually a wall flower but these topics are just to controversial for me to handle.

Josh

TCK said...

Can I try?

Anime and manga is for little kids and FPS'er are for kids and mall ninjas.