Condition... Clear?

I'm trying to think of what the condition even more oblivious than white would be for the people in the article Stretch just sent me:

Police Warn Of Cell Phone Thefts In Minneapolis

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — It’s a crime wave happening around the country and it’s hitting the Twin Cities hard.

Thieves are stealing smart phones — sometimes right out of the hands of the owners while they are on the phone.

These obliviots make life more difficult for the rest of us and are doing a grave disservice to the goblin public. By making themselves such easy, inviting targets, they're making the petty thieves jobs, far too easy. Eventually, the crooks will forget how to actually rob people, and will wind up starving to death once their perishable stealing skills have vanished... But seriously, with enough people in this condition less-than-white, thieves are going to get more and more brazen until what would have been a standard grab-n-run is going to turn deadly.

It's also interesting to note what is *not* being said in the article. They mention using a passcode and a "find my phone" app, which is good information; however there is nothing about "don't get so engrossed in your call that you tune out the outside world." How many times do you see someone so engrossed in their phone call that they step out into traffic/walk into something/ignore simple signs that most 5 year olds would see that there is trouble ahead?

Or should we start referring to smartphones as "Darwin boxes"???

That is all.