Man Attacks Drinkers at British Pub with Chain Saw
HULL, England -- A chain saw-wielding man was caught on CCTV attacking terrified fellow drinkers at a British pub after he was asked to leave because he was smoking inside, the Hull Daily Mail reported Saturday.Imagine if the Brits were allowed to carry guns. Someone could have shot this lunatic before he hurt someone. Instead, he was allowed to rampage with complete impunity - knowing full well that the occupants of the bar would have to resort to a twisted game of arm, paper, chainsaw... One person was injured during the rampage, but fortunately Dinnen was stopped before he could upgrade to the BFG9000.
Dean Dinnen, 24, burst into The Endyke pub in Hull, northeastern England and began chasing customers round with a gas-powered chain saw, about 50 minutes after he was kicked out for refusing to put out his cigarette.
Cue the calls for Common Sense Chainsaw Control in 3... 2... 1...
That is all.
5 comments:
"There's clearly no need for an average person to own a chainsaw in a civilized nation like England in this day and age. Anyone who insists they need one is a throwback to the uncivilized past. Professional lumbermen are quite capable of supplying our society's woodcutting needs."
Nope, still not convinced.
"They gave Marcel the beer joint. Haaaaaaaw!"
I was thinking a bottle of 151 and a match would have ended this pretty quickly.
Gerry
I am Human!
Saw the video. Know the average Brit after two tours there. The vid shows em hitting him with stools, chairs etc. While he is on ground getting well deserved beatdown more Brits coming out with chairs, stools and heading toward him. Love them blokes.
smiling x
So, are you sure he wasn't trying out for the Massachusetts FBI raid team?
http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/north/12006574418493/fbi-targets-wrong-apartment-in-fitchburg-raid/
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