'Now it's my turn': Greenbrae man, 90, testifies about shootout with suspect
When a residential burglar fired a gun at Jay Leone last month, he was initially too angry to realize he had been shot in the head, he testified Friday.Chuck Norris has nothing on Jay Leone. 90 years old, shot in the head, and he still gets three shots to center-of-mass on a guy literally a third of his age. And he's *pissed* about it. Go look at the guy - I'd be happy to look like that when I'm 50, let alone 90. And the thought of the 30 year old goblin who attacked him getting to prison where they'll find out that a nonagenarian got in three shots to his one? Priceless."To tell you the truth, I never felt a thing," said Leone, 90, of Greenbrae. "I said, 'F—- you, you son of a bitch, now it's my turn.'"
And the guy Leone shot can even get a candle from the Bradys!
That is all.
2 comments:
I like how one of the comments questioned why the guy kept 5 guns in his bathroom. It makes sense to me. If you're not going to have one on you, at least have one where you spend the most time.
I call that one The Forrest Scenario, or No Damned Man Kills Me and Lives!
As Count Rugen the Six-Fingered Man once said, "You have an overdeveloped sense of vengeance, and it's going to get you in trouble some day."
But not today.
wv: thatRat daughter. (I shit you not).
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