Cape Urologists Offer Free Pizza With Vasectomy
Urology Associates of Cape Cod in Sandwich is kicking off a new promotion to coincide with the start of March Madness Thursday.Get a slice for a slice? Get some pie while you go dry? Lose your seed, have some feed? Have some 'za with fixin's after you've been fixed? Get yourself snipped, come in for a slip?
If you get a vasectomy there, they’ll get you a free large pizza with one topping afterwards while you recover.
C'mon folks, this is comedic gold - join in with your best contest name.
That is all.
14 comments:
*snip snip* Pizza Pizza! (If it was Little Caesar's).
Trade the twinkle in your eye for a hot pizza pie?
"A free Slice with every slice"
The best part is you are shooting blanks in 30 minutes or it's free.
Cape Cod hmmm?
"The Ted Kennedy memorial special. If we had offered this to Joe, we might have spared Massachusetts nearly 50 years of misery and saved a life."
"He shoots, he misses!"
Limit one per customer.
"What do you want on your Tombstone?"
Rocky Mountain Oysters anyone? Their real fresh.
last post correct the "their" to they're.
I can't get a vasectomy without a wife's permission. And I don't have a wife, so...
No paparoni on that pizza.
No, sir.
Note the small print, "Offer no longer comes with dippin' sauce."
"Now you're a drone, you might as well get fat"
Get pepperoni for no bony.
Wtf is up with that anyway? I had to have a spousal consent meeting with my doctor and my first wife when I got mine, but there was no need for her doctor to consult me when she had Essure performed a week later. (sign one she was planning on leaving). We don't need tone consulted about BC or abortions but......
Incidentally, I had to buy my own pizza that night. Really.
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