Wednesday, May 23, 2012

And One More...

WizardPC sends in the latest addition to the count - at this rate, we should hit 300 before summertime...

Cumberland homeowner kills man in alleged burglary attempt
PLEASANT HILL (WATE) - A Cumberland County homeowner shot and killed one of two men he says tried to break into his home Tuesday morning. The other suspect was arrested a short time later.
The homeowner told deputies the two men forced their way into his home on Arthur Seagraves Road around 11 a.m. and assaulted him.
Apparently there was a belief that the homeowner sold jewelry which provided the impetus for the robbery. The two Einsteins never failed to consider that most folks what sell jewelry also take steps to provide for their protection. Even in places like New York City...

Well, one of them learned the hardest way...

Dead Goblin Count: 294

That is all.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

Good riddance! :-)

lee n. field said...

The two Einsteins

One would think, after enough of this, the average intelligence of the species would rise.

Anonymous said...

Lee, as the original Einstein said there are only two universals: hydrogen and stupidity.

Then there's my personal fear: Species intelligence quantity is fixed yet the population is growing . . .

LittleRed1