Thursday, May 24, 2012

The Count's Piling Up...

The Pantsless One himself directed me to this post, which references this story:

Police: Cab driver shoots, kills would-be armed robber
TITUSVILLE, Fla. — A cab driver shot and killed a would-be armed robber on Mockingbird Lane in Brevard County, police said early Wednesday morning.

Authorities said the cab driver picked up apassenger on DeLeon Avenue in Titusville. When the driver dropped him off at the end of Mockingbird Lane, there was a dispute over the cab fare.
Well, now, I'd say you done lost that dispute, didn't you? Goblin pulled a small caliber gun and shot at the cabbie, grazing the back of his head. Cabbie responded by pulling a larger gun and shooting the hell out of the goblin, reducing him to room temperature. The forces aligned against freedom would prefer that the cabbie have magically "retreated" - neglecting to mention that a) he's in a small, enclosed space with someone trying to kill him; and b) even if he did get out of the cab and start running, now the goblin has his cab he can either steal or use to run him over...

Instead, he introduced a goblin's insides to the outside, and +1'd the count...

Dead Goblin Count: 295

That is all.

3 comments:

Weer'd Beard said...

And the antis would prefer this cabbie retreat from his cab, and allow the goblin to either get another shot to kill him, or steal the cab.

They want the driver to die, or lose his livelihood.

Aren't they sweet people?

Dave H said...

Didn't the Munsters live on Mockingbird Lane?

Angus McThag said...

Wait, did the passenger have Skittles?

Because under Florida law you're a racist murderer if you shoot someone assaulting you if they're carrying skittles!