Friday, June 1, 2012

Giggle Box. Kicked Over.

In my incredulous post about the doofus or doofi who were incinerated while trying to steal live copper wire, Kevin made a comment that got me thinking:
We had a guy crisp himself about 4 miles from my house doing the very same thing.

Evolution in action.
Which, naturally, brought about the inevitable comment about Darwin, when it hit me:

The power station is "Darwin's Bug Zapper" to money-hungry methheads.

And then Ratus turned it up a notch with this:


I don't care who you are, that's funny right there...

That is all.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh hell! My keyboard!

North said...

I think "Evolution in Action" was Jerry Pournelle. Oath of Fealty perhaps?

Dwight Brown said...

GBBL:

"Think of it as evolution in action" was indeed a catch phrase used by the residents of Todos Santos in Oath of Fealty.

I don't remember if that was original to Niven and Pournelle, or if they picked it up from members of the LA SF community.

mikee said...

Bug zapper works, sure, but where do we find the big can of spray that gets 'em all to stay out of our yards for several days per application?

God, Gals, Guns, Grub said...

I think I just snorted ice tea through my nose laughing...

Dann in Ohio

mrmacs said...

Forget having a weekend of entertainment with a home-grade bug-zapper and a six-pack of beer.
With Darwin's Bug-Zapper(tm) and an open line of credit at the local liquor store, you've got entertainment for months.

Ratus said...

You are welcome Jay.

Mule Breath said...

Yeah. Think I'll pilfer that one for da funnies

Anonymous said...

Last year Mostly Cajun (aka the Tanker) had some cautionary pictures of people who won Darwin Awards with the assistance of high voltage. Yup, extra crispy. Some people just gotta learn the hard way.

LittleRed1

Stretch said...

Geeze, If you're too damn cheap to buy a line induction meter carry a short florescent tube. If the tube glows go someplace else.