I've had it with Jimmy Buffett concerts, dancing cheeseburgers and assholes in shark hats spilling their margaritas all over me.
But the soundtrack to my summer each year is A1A, Livin' and Dyin' in 3/4 Time, Havana Daydreaming and the rest of the older Buffett albums.
I saw him at a private concert (for liquor industry employees) at a small venue in Austin, TX in the late 90s. I was about 10 feet from him for the duration of the concert. Basically played the "Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays" playlist. Amazing, intimate show. After that, I figured I'd never get a better Buffett experience and swore off of seeing him at bigger venues.
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A. Somewhere between having too many to fit in one safe and Jay G. (smijer & buck)"the Virtuoso of Vitriol" (AD)"If ever there was a zombie apocalypse, I’d want Jay watching my back." (Liberty)"...totally unhinged (but in a fun way)." (Marko)"...an insane yet friendly hybrid of Dr. Evil and John Malkovich..." (Lissa)"You, my friend, have a twisted mind!" (Old NFO)"Jay is a man I trust to watch my back, but I won't trust with my daughter." (Sigboy)"...the kind of guy my mother warned me about." (Brigid)"...bouncing off the walls sounding like Gonzo on crystal meth." (MedicMatthew)"Yeah, if we ever meet, I'd like you to not be mad." (Salamander)"Jay is an absolutely wonderfully crazy gun nut. " (Top of the Chain)"Enough snide remarks to power a space shuttle" (Snarky)"American Rage Boy" (Kevin Baker)"the Northeast Gunblogger's Social Secretary" (Borepatch)"the Godfather of the Northeast Gun Blogs" (Weer'd beard)"I though you'd be angrier." (Randy)"Gun pimp" (Robb Allen)"Well, Jay's not like that; turns out he's just like he is on the internet, only more so. And life-size. And in 3D" (Tam)
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Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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Does your shirt say, "I am the 99%" on the back? ;-)
enjoy!
I liked Jimmy Buffett until I went to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Hope you enjoy and love the lei! :)
I used to like JB until I found out which politicians he gifted with my money. I haven't given him a dime since.
I've had it with Jimmy Buffett concerts, dancing cheeseburgers and assholes in shark hats spilling their margaritas all over me.
But the soundtrack to my summer each year is A1A, Livin' and Dyin' in 3/4 Time, Havana Daydreaming and the rest of the older Buffett albums.
I saw him at a private concert (for liquor industry employees) at a small venue in Austin, TX in the late 90s. I was about 10 feet from him for the duration of the concert. Basically played the "Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays" playlist. Amazing, intimate show. After that, I figured I'd never get a better Buffett experience and swore off of seeing him at bigger venues.
Wow, someone beat me to the lei joke.
:/
Enjoy, cap'n!
Have fun, and I'm done with JB too... sigh
Easier just to send your money straight to Obama. That way you avoid the crowds. You can use the registry.
I am surprised I didn't see you there! That would have been a hoot! How long did it take for you to get out of there and on the road?
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