Do I have to be divinely ordained before an omelet will release? Would be a shame to put eggs in the pan only to realize they won't come out for just anyone.
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Open Invitation for New Shooters
Just want to extend an open invitation to all potential new shooters in the Northern Virginia area. If you have never shot a firearm, or would like to get back into the shooting sports, or are an accomplished shooter who'd like to try something in my arsenal, give me a shout.
New shooters get range time, targets, gun use and ammo on me. I've even got extra eye and ear protection - all you have to do is show up.
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What's its Bacon Capacity?
Conan, what is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before, and hear the lamentation of their women - AND TO EAT OMELETS!"
Not only was Lancelot the greatest knight of the Round Table, he also made some darned fine pancakes.
The Sword in the Stonedine!
III N TN
Bacon Crusades!!
(like every morning)
Knights of the round pan.
I did find it at TheChive. I'm the one that posted it to #GBC. So far as I can tell, it is only a concept at this point and not an actual product.
And they shall beat their swords into omelet pans.
Whosoever pulls this skillet from the stone shall be king of the kitchen.
Do I have to be divinely ordained before an omelet will release? Would be a shame to put eggs in the pan only to realize they won't come out for just anyone.
For an omelet in this pan, use only sharp cheddar.
EXCALI-PAN!!! This is truly the most epic of cookware!
I want one with a 1911 grip!
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