If you wear that and a duster on public transportation in Boston, I will up my donation to KTKC by quite a bit. Bonus points if you do it while wearing the kilt.
OK, I'm throwing down: it's worth ten bucks to Prostate Cancer for a video clip of you, dressed as such, giving your best Rooster Cogburn, "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"
Twenty if you do it from the back of a farmfam horse.
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28 comments:
What, no duster to accompany it?
Damn, dude. That's YOU!
And you do need a duster to go with it.
That hat - with that 'stache - PERFECT. Heck, it'll still be perfect even if the 'stache goes away.
A duster and a Single Six.
If you wear that and a duster on public transportation in Boston, I will up my donation to KTKC by quite a bit. Bonus points if you do it while wearing the kilt.
You need that longer mustache for that hat although, I must admit, it looks good regardless.
I need to get me one of those when we find our farm and bring the horses down to live with us.
Dude, you are so out of place on the Right Coast. Saddle up your iron horse and go west, young man.
OK, I'm throwing down: it's worth ten bucks to Prostate Cancer for a video clip of you, dressed as such, giving your best Rooster Cogburn, "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"
Twenty if you do it from the back of a farmfam horse.
Jay, you look like a character straight out of Tombstone, aka Awesome!
Hell yes. Looks good.
LOL, next will be the boots, the belt, and the chaps... But I'm not sure they MAKE chaps for a kilt... :-)
easy an extra in a cowboy movie. Learn to ride a horse.
Looks good.
Jay, you look like Bat Masterson. http://capubianco.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/pat-garret.jpg
>.< I meant Pat Garrett, given that's a picture of Pat Garrett... I have NO idea why I wrote Bat Masterson.
Now, you need a t-shirt that says, "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy."
You look the part. Too bad as soon as you open your mouth and the MA accent comes out you'll have every local rolling on the ground!
Gerry
Yipes! I had no idea that Baxter Black had been cloned. Dang, the wonders of modern science never cease.
LittleRed1
Hey, all you Old Farts like me out there! Do you see a little Lee Van Clief in that photo? Scary!
Tom Selleck?
Sam Elliot?
In The Sacketts?
No?
Almost fooled me there by shaking the camera a bit did you?
"Marshall! Rustlers jest hit the Circle K!"
Hat like that, you could ride with the Jägers.
Jay,
That hat is AWESOME on you!
I think you said you were going to shave your mustache for KTKC. I think you should make an exception if you're willing to wear that hat all the time.
Yes all the time. You need to wear it back in Massachusetts. Basically whenever the sun may hit your head.
-Mark
<3 it!
You look like your in the right place. it seems to fit you.
Yup, a man needs a good hat.
Excellent choice of hats, for you. Was nice to see you again.
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