If They Weren't Stupid They Wouldn't Be Criminals...

Joseph in IL sends in this story of one dumb criminal... This is rich.

Suspected cell phone thief calls 911 to report that victim won't leave her alone

A suspected cell phone thief in Washington may want to re-evaluate things the next time she feels inclined to call 911 for emergency assistance.

The female suspect reportedly called 911 to get in touch with the Seattle Police Department because the man she allegedly stole a cell phone from wouldn't leave her alone.

There's stupid, and then there's "why doesn't she drown in the shower?" stupid. I mean, this woman steals the dude's phone, then when he confronts her about it, first off her boyfriend assaults him, then she calls the cops on him? Really? I wonder how that call went...

[911 Operator] "911, what is your emergency?"

[Stupid bint] "Yeah, well, this guy whose phone I stole won't leave me alone. He's like, stalking me or something.

[911 Operator] ...

[Stupid bint] "I mean, I even had my boyfriend rough him up, but he still wants his phone back. Can I file a restraining order or something?"

[911 Operator] ...

I guess it's a good thing they're so dumb...

That is all.