...of scooters, I just want to get out a hearty "fuck you" to the asswipe on the crotch rocket who passed me this morning.
Y'see, I was sitting in line in traffic, like the cagers, when he came roaring up between the two lanes (lane-splitting is not allowed in MA, and I don't think it's legal anywhere as a way to avoid sitting in traffic at traffic lights).
Light turned green, he nails the throttle and takes off at high speed, his bike whining in protest the whole way.
Whole scene couldn't have taken more than 10 seconds, tops, 15 if you count the amount of time spent waiting for the light.
And in those 10 seconds, probably 50 people got an unfavorable impression of motorcycle riders. I was tainted by association. Because this inconsiderate piece of shit felt he didn't have to wait, a whole mess 'o' people are going to paint all motorcyclists with his shitty brush.
Here's hoping you come up on a garbage truck going too fast, asshole. While your death would certainly be too quickly (and far too painless) for my liking, it's better that we get you the fuck out of the gene- and motorcycling- pool as quick as possible.
In short, fuck off and die, asshole.
That is all.