Please. For the love of G-d, do NOT drink anything when watching this. Trust me.
If you didn't laugh out loud repeatedly while watching that, you have no soul...
That is all.
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12 comments:
I drank. I was stoic. Apparently I have no soul.
Not that I want to take the fun away from anyone else...
Jay ... you owe me 3:17 fo my life back...
Thanks for the memories of the Phillipino bands phonetically working their way through the Top 10 Hits. It was either them or the 10-cent beer at the E-Club that made my visit to beautiful downtown Vietnam, Republic of, so much more enjoyable.
stay safe.
wv=insion: The ability to see hidden deeper meaning.
Okay, a little background into why I find this so funny...
About 15 years ago, Mrs. G. and I went on a cruise with friends of ours, another couple we had known for years - actually commenter SCI-FI and his wife B. The cruise started out of Tampa, FL, and the package had us staying in Tampa for two days before the cruise started.
The first night we were in Tampa, SCI-FI and I went down to the hotel lounge because they had pool tables. Well, there's a country and western band playing. No big, I can live with country.
Until they played "The Electric Slide"
You have not lived until you've heard a fourth rate C&W band do the Electric Slide.
I would consider this to be Heresy!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj7pDNDuoJ0
you won't make it past a minute I bet.
Oh... no... can't... breathe... sides... hurt!
Thank you!
I'm glad someone else found that as funny as I did... ;)
Ok that was funny.
And Skidmark, I've seen and heard a local little restaurant band in Thailand working their way through 70s/80s old rock hits and actually being good, to the point where the singer sounds a lot like the original, for example when singing Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA.
The top rated comment on this video at YouTube:
"Amazing! Katy Perry, shame on you for stealing these guys' song."
Everything is better with polka!
Of course this is coming from a guy who had a high school teacher with a big ole accordion like the guy in the video, and yes it was played in class.
Oh I have so much soul! It's Saturday morning and I'm all alone. I even got up and started dancing while spilling hot coffee on myself with tears of laughter rolling down my face. Dude you started my weekend so right!
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