She explains how high heels have contributed to the decline of Western Civilization. Really!
Now, far be it from me to point out that certain people (who are shorter than a Mosin Nagant) might opt for heels for their own purposes... I've never understood the appeal of heels; of course, being 6' tall and male probably contributes to that. It's funny the artificial contructs we place on arbitrary definitions of beauty and what's acceptable - Lissa frets about being too short, Nancy jokes about being "seven feet tall".
Just go read a post from someone who doesn't need heels to be funny as all get-out.
That is all.