Friday, June 10, 2011

Lissa Explains It All...

She explains how high heels have contributed to the decline of Western Civilization. Really!

Now, far be it from me to point out that certain people (who are shorter than a Mosin Nagant) might opt for heels for their own purposes... I've never understood the appeal of heels; of course, being 6' tall and male probably contributes to that. It's funny the artificial contructs we place on arbitrary definitions of beauty and what's acceptable - Lissa frets about being too short, Nancy jokes about being "seven feet tall".

Just go read a post from someone who doesn't need heels to be funny as all get-out.

That is all.

5 comments:

Lissa said...

Why thank you,Tall and Kind Sir!!

Ruth said...

my husband gets a kick out of what 3+ inch heels does to our respective eye levels, otherwise he really doesn't care (actually thats not true, he does care, cause I gripe about how much my feet hurt afterwards.....)

AnarchAngel said...

She must have something against womens asses looking totally hawt.

greg said...

Now I'm gonna feel like a misogynistic creep, but man, I love what heels do for my wife...both her legs, and the fact that since she is naturally a bit below 5-feet tall, I don't need to bend over quite as much to snog her.

Of course, I do appreciate the pain that she goes through wearing her heels, and give her foot rubs as appropriate, so I can't be too bad of a guy.

Paul, Dammit! said...

I dunno, my wife goes everywhere in 4"+ heels. the 4" ones are for off-roading. 5-6" for normal use. Foreigners. I'm not complaining a bit.